Owala Flip-Top Tritan Water Bottle, 18oz White

Let’s pretend this is the best product description you’ve ever read. You’re wowed by my one-handed flip straw and triple-layered insulation, and awed by my color options. By this point, you’re not just trying to decide whether you should drop me in your cart, but rather who else deserves me. Your mom? Your boss? That special someone you’re trying to impress? Maybe all the above. Now you see it. Now you don’t. Equally loved by magicians and germaphobes alike, my flip-up straw easily opens with one hand when you’re feeling parched, then tucks tidily away to help protect it from microscopic monsters. And full-size ones, too.